Servers shutting down?!

OMG! It seems a number of servers received this announcement! Is yours shutting down too??

Faye Tells Jokes - Elephant Man

Hey guys, we love Wartune and we love to laugh, so let's mix the two and we get: our dear (lost his monster boss job) Catacombs Faye Tells Jokes :)

See Faye's joke about the elephant and the naked man :P

Put down in the comments if you loved it, share it, like it :)

Wartune Reindeer Sound Nerrr

Just for fun: making fun of Wartune Reindeer:

Rank #10 becomes a surprise face

Hey guys, it's really funny how they make game changes without much (or any) testing - here I wanna share with you a small funny consequence on the Battleground or Sacred Temple results. Thanks to Ishaer from Kab-S32 Europe from sharing this.

Check it out, at the end of the Sacred Temple, if you are ranked #10 you get the following chat notification, which looks like the game is shocked or surprised at your performance :) hehe.

Wartune Harlem Shake + Cool LYCH's Lair Tip

Hey guys, I want to share with you a really cool tip for Lych's Lair dungeon and a funny Wartune version of the famous Harlem Shake and all of this is thanks to DZmage S195 so thumbs up to him for being cool and sending me cool stuff to share with you :)
(You also can send me interesting things to post for everyone!!)

The really cool Lych's Lair dungeon tip

There is a trick to 100% guarantee we get a minimum of 1 additional mini boss in Lych Lair. All we have to do is:

1. Start with creating a room and uncheck the reward option / attempt. 
2. Then only 1 of you enter the room alone and check if the first mini boss is there. 
3. If you see him floating around then you invite the rest of the team and pass the leadership to someone else. 
4. Then leave the room and rejoin back but this time with the attempt / reward option checked. 
5. If you don't find the mini boss then all you have to do is leave the dungeon and restart a new room and repeat the same process until you find the boss.

And there you go - 100% guarantee of having an extra mini boss in the Lych's Lair

Video: Wartune Harlem Shake

Moonlight Hunt in the Wilds

Hey guys, check out my Wartune fun "Moonlight Hunt in the Wilds" design / image. I hope you like it and, if you do, share with your friends!

Click the picture to enlarge it - it's a big good quality image. I hope this will make you smile/laugh :) Enjoy!

Also another example with 2 bosses being found in the Wilds right next to one another - nice luck :)

Thanks to Chyltia and Yodha for the Bosses' screenshots.

FUN: Mob Elites Doing Treasure Maps Together

Hey guys, here is some fun for you to make you smile :) I saw all these guys in the Wilds next to one another and then made it into a funny picture/story, so I hope you like it and I hope it makes you smile/laugh!

So check it out:

Mob Elites Doing Treasure Maps Together

Water Boss Joke, Gaia Size and Holy Forge Chest

Hey guys, got 3 small things to share with you - a joke, a funny thing and Holy Forge Chests. First the joke about the water boss by GreyGandalf and Kestrel ^^

Gaia (Eve) is so Tiny! ^^

I mean seriously :) look at it, she is a mosquito compared to those around her ^^

Holy Forge Chest Drop Rates v1

And lastly, Holy Forge drop rates - Version 1: I just opened my own 28 chests but if you guys send me more data I can release a more accurate version 2:

Fun and Madness in Spire by COSMOS

Hey guys, here I made a fun and crazy Wartune image to share with you a funny joke and show you what kind of fun we have in Spire with my friends! :)

Special thanks to COSMOSFan for joining the team, his whirlwind ability is just awesome! And congratulations again to Atooo - the first person on the server to get the gobby-pet and make it 1 star purple. His help was invaluable in the dungeon!

So check it out, share with friends, and I hope my work brings a smile into your life :)

P.S. If someone out there is good with graphic design / Photoshop / cartoon drawing and wants to create fun Wartune stuff - I'll be happy to have you on my DolyGames.com Team and posting your art / creations on my blog.

P.P.S. If you can't read the joke here is the text:

COSMOS: if you don't use vulc in 3 spires then your character farts due to too much vulcan gas
Atooo: hahah
Lonk: lol

Sylph Taboo & Marriage Chests Drop Rates, Battleground Funny Thing and Patron Support

Hey guys, a couple of things in this post. Sylph Taboo Chest Drop Rates, Marriage Chests Drop Rates, Battleground funny thing and Patron support. First the 1st version of Sylph Taboo Chest Drop Rates just to get this started and hopefully people will send more data. Got 56 boxes so far which is not much, so send more i will make a 2nd version with more boxes. So far we have a lot of drops on the lower prizes, and especially the Taboo Illumination x1

Then I wanted to again remind people that if you can support with even just $1 a month would be awesome if you became Patron of DolyGames. A lot of my work is not paid so if you have the ability to support for me to keep going that's awesome! Special thanks to the 3 people who are already supporting. For the explanation you can click HERE or to go to my patron page you can click HERE.

So here are the results of Sylph Taboo Chest Drop Rates - Version 1:

Next up, thanks to Lucifera for the data, we got the 1st version of the Marriage Chests Drop Rates. Here also feel free to send more data to me so we can increase the accuracy of the drop rates.

And here, thanks to Rodio, a funny screenshot of 2 times first blood spilled in the Battleground - LOL! :)
I can imagine then one of them spilled the first blood droplet and then the other one cut that droplet in half :) or how else to imagine? :) hehe

Challenge - How long can you remain serious?

Hey guys, a small break from Wartune :) ...as many of you know I like to make people smile, so here is a video where YOU have a challenge NOT to laugh as long as possible!!! Look at the timer and post in the comments how many seconds were you able to keep a 100% serious face!! :)

So here we go: How long can you remain serious? :D

Wartune Mega Amethyst Cart

Hey guys, check it out, you can get together with 3 friends and get a mega cart for the Amethyst Mine collection of amethyst crystals. This cart is awesome! It can carry 5,000 amethyst crystals per person during the double time 21:00 server time.

What is also awesome is that if someone attacks you then you can defend it with all the 3 party members and they have to get 3 people to attack you to initiate the battle and if they don't get 3 people in 20 seconds then their attack is cancelled.

The bad thing is that if one of your members runs off then the cart stops because it is heavy you see? And then you gotta get someone else to help push it. Worst case you can unload 400 crystals from it per person and go submit individually or return to the start and start a new mega amethyst cart team.

(this post is a joke :P cause sometimes I like to create fun Wartune related stuff, it is not real so do not email me where to find it ^^)

And another funny Wartune thing to share with you:

(For those who didn't get the above: WC definition: "WC commonly refers to a water closet (flush toilet)")

Badass Wartune Piggy by Cosmos

Hey guys, I wanted to create something funny to make everyone laugh, so here is what I came up with: "Badass Wartune Piggy by Cosmos" - it worked on me, I laughed a bunch while making it, so I hope you will too and if you love it share with friends! :)

and also something else funny to add :P

By the way, if you have something funny (Wartune related) or can create with Photoshop or jokes or whatever email the stuff over to me, I love funny things and making other people smile and laugh.

Funny Wartune Balenor Jokes

Hey guys, here are some very short Wartune / Balenor jokes - let me know in the comments which one you like the most or put a Wartune joke you heard or created for everyone to laugh (or email me I will add it).

(in no particular order)

#1:
God for us in Wartune is simply a level 80, 500k+ Battle Rating Chinese guy

#2
So Jesus went to the dungeon, got killed, then resurrected and now he is famous - we do that every day in Balenor, but nobody cares!

#3
You can do nothing with 2 baby wings, but 2 adult wings can make 1 baby
(I am not sure this one is technically correct :P but maybe it was referring to many months ago that you could buy a couple of wings and get a baby one as a bonus - who remembers? :P)

#4
Every day, up to 3 times per day, prepare for the battle of your lifetime!

#5
A free player said to the casher: "I'll kill you"

#6
Lately, when I'm buying something in real life, I ask to the seller if he knows if there is an event soon.

#7
- I hope i can make it top 100 :) so can get alpaca chicken or maybe piggy :D   
- sounds like you wanna be a farmer when you grow up :) hehehe

#8
Love is like balens - some have a lot of it - others have none.

So, hehe, like i said, say in the comments which one made you laugh the most or which you liked the most and if you know of or can think of another Wartune joke or funny sentence, put it below or email me to add it.

UPDATE: Pan Accident added below:

I See Me and Twice Me

Hey guys, here some funny situations, don't know if you ever had it yourself - put in the comments, but first one is I met myself in the Sylph Arena :) which was ummm... * woooot * and the second bunch is me twice!! in the Guild Battle, which was LOL cause others could see it also!

and the 2 x COSMOS in the Guild Battle (you can enlarge the picture if you want):

Catch the Sub for 1000 Balens

Hey guys, awesome stuff at fishing level 8 a new sub shows up - check out the picture below! And if you catch it you get 1000 balens!!! But careful it is really fast and since it is made of metal sometimes your trident can break and if that happens you can't catch any fish anymore that day! But 1000 balens is well worth it, so go for it and send me pictures of you catching it!!

(this post is a joke :P)